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Alex Hourigan
Hey chicks, I'm Al. And I'm Sal. And this is Two Broke Chicks and show that shares life lessons. All the girls from the girls and today we are here for a controversial and horny time.
Sally McMullen
My favourite combo.
Alex Hourigan
This one's for the morning show, he lives out there. And we're gonna be discussing our controversial crushes and play a little round of smash or pass national pass of Rooney. So if you listen to our episode with the chicks from Happy Hour, Lucy and Nikki, you would have discovered that Sal and I both have a crush on the Grinch. We would S M A S H the shit out of the ground. She's got energy and we are here for it. Martha, you're a lucky lady. Ah. And so we thought why not expose more of our six distinct loves? That just a little bit? Cooks? Yeah, you know, and hopefully, you would smash them too. I mean, like, all of us are gonna be smashed with trash. And it was gonna be possible.
Sally McMullen
Literally. You'll be like, you're never listening again.
Alex Hourigan
Yeah. All right. So here's one of your controversial crushes.
Sally McMullen
So this one, you know very well. And it is scar from The Lion King. I have always found him to be so sexy. Ever since I was a little kid watching it. He's a little bit camp. He's a little bit. He's evil. And you know, I love a dark haired man. You know, it's got a little bit of an evil backstory. Hatred for his family. Is there not to love
Alex Hourigan
another one of those times that I would like to read pitch therapy.
Sally McMullen
Literally. I just think he's so hard. This
Alex Hourigan
is a pass for me because I'm a Mufasa girl through and through. I know. The ultimate daddy like, Yes, I know. We're talking about a cartoon line. No, I don't care. We fossa.
Sally McMullen
See ya Mufasa I would smash but he's too much of a joke for me. Like I just prefer jock. He's just
Alex Hourigan
like, well, like, quite literally, when they're like playing in the cross. And he's like, just spawn off the hyenas. And he's like, and then Simba is in trouble. And he's like mad at him. I'm like, oh, and then they're like playing then he goes because nobody messes with your dad. I'm like smoking a cigarette. I'm like, seven years old. Change I get
Sally McMullen
I think it's just gone for me. And every time he's like, oh, like weeba with me? Yeah, I'm like, it's just sets off something. primally me?
Alex Hourigan
Yeah. All right. Well, on the Disney note, on the Disney note, I'm gonna try make not all of my own cartoon.
Sally McMullen
I know. I think I've got one more. That's a contour and the rest are straight away.
Unknown Speaker
It's the base from Beauty and the Beast. Oh, smash. Smash.
Alex Hourigan
Done, Silas.
Sally McMullen
Oh my God. He is so hot. And do you think that he's hot when he transforms into a prince also or where do you sit there? If I had to pick I'd pick the base. I will say I do think that he is incredibly hot with that long.
Alex Hourigan
Appreciated a little bit of facial hair when he transforms back into the prints. I think I think and also their hair colour is different. Why is he a brunette when he's obese and then a redhead when he is a prince? Yeah, trends get some consistency people. Yeah. But like when he like growls. This is the very poor ones coming out when he likes her. I'd like he's Daddy. Daddy. Yeah, sorry, daddy. Sorry. Yes, daddy.
Sally McMullen
Absolutely. I remember when Chris and I first started dating. I revealed too much about myself and was saying how I thought that the bass was really hot. And he was like, What the? And I was like, you know, like he's told he's broad. He has beautiful eyes. He's you know, it's a little bit rugged and he was like he's covered in
Alex Hourigan
saying that we're into bass to reality.
Sally McMullen
No, but whatever smash
Unknown Speaker
And now we're based first. We're on a roll here one is one of mine is
Alex Hourigan
is controversial. Okay.
Unknown Speaker
crashes. Oh my god, it's the Grinch of the babies. Okay,
Sally McMullen
your fairy
really funny. Anyway, smash.
Alex Hourigan
Oh my God,
Sally McMullen
my next controversial crush isn't a cartoon surprisingly
Alex Hourigan
like God.
Sally McMullen
And it is Lewis Capaldi.
Unknown Speaker
Oh yes.
Sally McMullen
This just something about him like, he has the voice of an angel. He's so funny. And I could just listen to him talk all day. Like, he could read the back of a milk carton and I'd be like, let's get it on. Maybe it's because Scottish accents are the number one most attractive accent. He's also just funny as he's so funny, and he just seems really suede.
Alex Hourigan
Sound I went to his concert
Sally McMullen
in 2020 and
Alex Hourigan
then 2020. Before, before COVID It was January, I think. Yeah. And it was literally like, a concert and a comedy show. Yeah, the funniest thing about Lewis Capaldi is that he sings the saddest songs. Like they're so heartbreaking and so beautiful. And then he talks and he's just an absolute dickhead. Yeah. into it. That's what I want someone who's in touch with their emotions and an absolute dickhead. Yeah, but in the best
Sally McMullen
way and completely chaotic. Falling. Yeah, smash. Who's your next one?
Alex Hourigan
Okay, my next one is this one doesn't have for anyone wants to fucking UK but Woody Harrelson.
Unknown Speaker
Oh, stolen.
Sally McMullen
I can say that again.
Alex Hourigan
And Jay
Sally McMullen
is I like a particular vibe. Or, you know, it's taught me through just,
Alex Hourigan
I don't know what it is. But every character he plays even when it's a bad one. I'm like, Yes. Yes. And I love that. He's, I love the whistle with his teeth.
Sally McMullen
You can imagine him like, he got nervous.
Alex Hourigan
Times he like will like talk and then his teeth do that whistle thing.
Sally McMullen
You can imagine him like whispering sweet nothings into your ear.
Alex Hourigan
You know? Love ya hear me? Now you see me?
Sally McMullen
Oh, yeah, yeah. He has been a in that. Yeah, he
Alex Hourigan
wears like the hat.
Sally McMullen
Yeah, he has been a and then what's the name of the other main guy, the other main magician who's like in the social network. You know that guy. I know
Alex Hourigan
who talking about what I can't remember his name, whoever he is Jesse Eisenberg.
Sally McMullen
Okay. Yeah. So Jesse Eisenberg in that is like the biggest
Alex Hourigan
EQ ever. Like his character. Yeah, I
Sally McMullen
just got so I feel like next to him as well. Woody looks especially sexy.
Alex Hourigan
Yeah, Woody Harrelson would. Woody Wood wood wood wood.
Sally McMullen
Wood wood gives me a woody What do you use? What do you would give me a Woody
Alex Hourigan
Wood wood wood passes when I pass go. Okay, good. Yeah. So to confirm as well, Sal smashed all of the theory that I had. Thank you.
Sally McMullen
Moving on to the next one. That fits kind of into that category. And it is the devil in Fantasia. You know, at the end, and I think it's like a night on both Mac and Damon and it's literally a demon devil. And there is something about him. When I was a child watching that I would be so scared. I remember I used to like run out of the house. And then something change happened. I think I like re watched it in high school. And I was like, Wait a minute. There's something about him. You know, when he's like, conjuring up like the sexy fiery ladies and he has a rockin bod. great taste in music. I think we can get along.
Alex Hourigan
I think so too. I can see this in the cards for you. Yeah,
Sally McMullen
I don't know. Should I like reach out to Okay, smash
Alex Hourigan
Smash. Smash. My next one. Stanley Tucci
Unknown Speaker
yeah I like
Alex Hourigan
him playing a gay character. But also him is the dad in ECA.
Sally McMullen
I think that's my favourite character of him.
Alex Hourigan
No, I love you in burlesque.
Sally McMullen
Oh yeah watch for
Alex Hourigan
right. We're gonna go I'm gonna go Yeah, he
Sally McMullen
has charisma. There's something about him. I love the way you speak.
Alex Hourigan
I think I would just feel safe with him. I just know he would never hurt me. No, never. Yeah, I like it. I like it a lot a lot at Hoosier Netcom
Sally McMullen
My next one is Draco Malfoy.
Alex Hourigan
You and like every other chick who likes the bad boy.
Sally McMullen
But like, the thing is when I read the books, I'm like, This guy is such a twat. Like he's such a snivelling cowardly little shit. And I just can't break away from him though. Like, even when he's being like, such a little shit the most like
Unknown Speaker
evil beep
Sally McMullen
there's just something about him, calls me back every time. I think he was my first like, real real crush. And I my walls were just like plastered in Draco Malfoy pictures and my like name on MSN was Sally Malfoy. And, you know,
Alex Hourigan
yeah,
Sally McMullen
it was serious. Sorry. Sorry, I was just whisked away to the slither and dungeons. Oh, Jesus.
Alex Hourigan
Someone get me a spray bottle. Down go down. Stop humping them. All right. Well, on the topic of blondes, my next controversial crush Sharpay Evans from high school. Yeah, I love her. I think that girl was so hard done by she was robbed. Because you know what she's been putting in the hard yards with Troy for years. And then what Gabriella comes along, and then she's all sweet and quiet. And hello. And then she just gets the man.
Sally McMullen
Yeah. And then in the second one. She's like lining him up with all these great networking opportunities,
Alex Hourigan
opportunity
Sally McMullen
scholarships.
Alex Hourigan
Just saying I think we should have picked better but also she's a baby. She's so so beautiful. Her like fabulous. Seen in High School Musical to in like the pink swimsuit. Go off Bay. Yeah. Like, again, would smash. I'm like renaming special pass to just watch board or wooden right? Yeah, smash.
Sally McMullen
It's an absolute Smash. I love her. All right. My final controversial crush is Mick Jagger. But I made Mick Jagger now, five years ago, 10 years ago. He's 79 years old, and I would smash. But the reason this is controversial, is because I was talking about this with Chris and my mom. Because my mom and I were both saying that we would smash 80 year old Mick Jagger. And Chris turned to us and guys, you do realise he looks just like your dad. Yeah, yeah. And my mom and dad are divorced. And obviously for me. That was awful. So we both looked at each other. In horror, Chris knew what he was doing. And he knew exactly what he was doing.
Alex Hourigan
He knew what he was doing in that moment.
Sally McMullen
I don't agree. But Smash. Sorry. The heart wants what the heart wants. Mick Jagger.
Unknown Speaker
Mine's the same.
Alex Hourigan
Jack up but as is this man. I'll tell you them in their heyday. But I'll drag him now. Yeah. And that's your best a mother still? Ah, oh
Sally McMullen
my god.
Alex Hourigan
I don't know what it is. But there's just something about them when he's Rambo. Yeah, but like, I'd like to see him in the RAMBo costume. Now. I don't care if his face doesn't move.
Unknown Speaker
I'm fine. You're like
Sally McMullen
who's your surgeon? I love that.
Alex Hourigan
Do you have a friends and family does he? Have you seen his daughters? They are beautiful. Yeah,
Sally McMullen
I have. Gorgeous. I love that. We both ended with old men. Yeah, that we'd like to
Alex Hourigan
extend it. This was this was a massive fail of smash or pass. I know because it's literally just been smashed, smashed, completely cooked in the head. But the only Palace was ska. Smash. And I've now exposed myself as a
Sally McMullen
very You parent. Yeah, yeah.
Alex Hourigan
Another one and then I realised that we're here and I was like can't do that. No, I don't want
Sally McMullen
a special shout out to Jack Nicholson who we've discussed on the podcast before but he's also
Alex Hourigan
keep it keep it also Ariel. Obviously, I would smash every Disney princess. I don't think there's a single one that I wouldn't.
Sally McMullen
Yeah, me too. Me too. We can do like a Disney daddy's or does no one wants that. Maybe just in our own time. Okay, let's set up like a subscription. And that gonna be a paid version sign
Alex Hourigan
up to the ATM. Yeah,
Sally McMullen
yeah.
Unknown Speaker
Perfect. All right. Well, now that
Alex Hourigan
we have exposed selves, and wants, needs, desires, probably scarred a few people listening to Jesus Christ. I'm quitting the podcast. That is a wrap for this week's episode of smash or pass controversial crushes. And thanks to you cheeks for having us in your emails. We absolutely love to be here and thank you to our production team Prieta Harada and meeting Katana studios for making this episode two broke chicks happen by I'm not a fairy by
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