The weirdest, craziest and most bizarre Halloween costumes you can buy online
Halloween is traditionally about mourning the dead and honouring the lives of saints and martyrs. How we ended up with slutty nurse outfits and morphsuits is anyone’s guess, but it is an infinitely more fun holiday as a result. You know what will make this Halloween more fun? A rockin’ costume that will have people talking about you for years to come. How do you find such a costume? You could spend hours trawling online costume stores for the funniest, craziest and weirdest outfits or try to recreate a Miley Cyrus get-up for that extra shock-factor. Or you can check out this list we prepared in advance. You’re welcome.
This costume comes with an extra large dose of responsibility. You have to go around to every couple that looks like they’re getting a bit too into each other and make sure they’re being safe. Trust me, they will thank you for it… eventually.
Indecent exposure in Australia can land you in prison for up to six months, plus a hefty fine. With this outfit, you can experience the thrill of flashing your banana while only flashing… well, your banana.
Thumbs Up Willy is a nice guy, but it’s not his fault his two closest friends are nuts and won’t leave him alone. On the plus side, he’s hard to beat when it comes to beer pong. Don this outfit and you’ll be swimming in penis puns all night.
Internal fan allows costumes to be inflated (erect) within 60 seconds
Battery pack keeps costume inflated for seven hours
What’s better than a little crossdressing for Halloween? Getting crowned prom queen and the joys of childbirth. Now you can enjoy all three with this costume. Bonus: The promo shot is super-realistic. Pregnant women should not be wearing those heels for too long.
You dress up as Super Sperm, your friend dresses up as the Magnum XL and you’ve got yourself the makings of an epic battle sure to draw crowds. Think of the YouTube views a video like that would bring in!
Nothing we say here can make this costume any funnier, any weirder or give it any kind of reasonable context. There is no reason not to buy one right now. Guaranteed to make lasting – possibly traumatic – memories.
Not up to the challenge of wearing one of these costumes? Fair enough. We can’t all be brave, comedic crowd pleasers. For the less adventurous among us, we have heaps of fun, tame and cheap costumes to choose from. Check them out.
Add a touch of adorable to your Halloween this year by dressing your baby up. Whether you're aiming for cute and cuddly or slightly scary, there's a costume for your little one out there. These are the stores that will amp up your Halloween costume game this year.
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