The Block recap: Honk if you love old people (13.09.16)

Jodie Humphries 14 September 2016 NEWS


The Block's real winner last night was alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems.

It was challenge night on The Block, with the teams tasked with taking two pieces of furniture salvaged from the building in its art deco heyday and restoring one to its former glory while repurposing the other. They had seven hours to complete the restoration and repurpose, and had to use at least one of the pieces in their apartment.

The prize on offer was $5,000 cash and a bonus point the winning team can add to their score at any time. Block alums Kara and Kyal of "Fans vs Faves" were set to judge the challenge.
Shelley Craft, Kara, Kyal and Scott Cam

Shelley, Kara, Kyal and Scott inspect the couples pieces. Source:

As the teams got off to their task, Sasha and Julia had a particularly rough start. The two were barely on speaking terms after Sasha ignored Julia’s wishes when ordering wallpaper and curtains. Could we be headed toward another Block breakup, à la Whitney and Andrew or Chantelle and Steve? Of all the things demolished on The Block, relationships seem to be the hardest to rebuild.

However, the two seemed to smooth things over when Sasha agreed to let Julia return the unsanctioned purchases. The pair enlisted the aid of Scott Cam for help with their project.

Kim and Chris

The repurposed and restored pieces by Kim and Chris. Source:

Now came time to present the final products. In addition to driving relationships to the breaking point, The Block appears to be driving our teams to drink, as alcohol seemed to be the dominant theme of the challenge.

Julia and Sasha repurposed a bedside table as a drinks cart, Carleen and Dan turned a set of shelves into a drinks cart while Karlie and Will went double duty by both restoring a drinks cabinet and turning a dining table into a bar. Party at their place, apparently.

Breaking from the theme, Kim and Chris turned an old desk into a vanity, while Andy and Ben went the intellectual route by turning a set of dining chairs into a bookcase.

However, booze was the winner as Kara and Kyal judged Carleen and Dan’s project the best. The couple will get an additional $5,000 and an extra point to keep the Chump Jacket at bay.

Ben and Andy

Ben and Andy's restoration and repurpose pieces. Source:

While the boomers may be able to fend off the Chump Jacket, they can’t fend off pranksters Andy and Ben. Once the teams returned to The Block, the pair continued their campaign of psychological torture by surreptitiously placing a sticker on Carleen and Dan’s back windscreen that read, “The Block retirement village. Honk if you love old people”. Carleen spent a full day fielding honks from fellow motorists before discovering the boys’ chicanery. Good thing they have that drinks cart.

While last night saw its share of drama, the real drama appears to be in store tonight. Nine has been teasing a Block bombshell all week. Who will walk out of the competition in frustration? Watch tonight, or come back tomorrow to find out.

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    AdamSeptember 14, 2016

    One of the more unusual series of articles I’ve found on this website, but glad for them because of the occasional missed episode! Keep it up :).

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      JodieSeptember 15, 2016

      Hi Adam,

      Thanks for the comment, we love The Block and have done a great deal of analysis as it relates to the housing market in Australia.

      I am glad that we are able to help you catch up on what is happening this season. resident Blockspert

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