There are two types of people in this world: iPhone users and Android users.
Both firmly believe their technology choice is superior, and both will take any chance they can to criticise the rival camp.
Here we've taken a tongue-in-cheek look at what Android users say to iPhone owners when given the chance. Whichever platform you prefer, our mobile phones and plans comparison tool will help you get your next phone and plan at the best possible price.
1. Full reception. FULL RECEPTION.
2. You use Siri?
3. Wanna see my nose hairs in high res?
4."Yeah, but Steve Jobs."
5. "iPhone's just look better."
6. You:
7. Them:
8. Did you know it's customisable?
9. Whatever.
10. Seriously.
11. So, do you wanna?
12. Hey, you wanna see a picture of...
13. No, sorry, I don't have an iPhone 4 charger anywhere. Or an iPhone 5.
14. Sucker.
15. Ohhhhhh.
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